The Question Game

[tanarill]

I've been thinking about doing this for a while now, but it was rlly my BF who convinced me too.

This is called the Question Game. You comment and ask me a question. It can be anything: funny, humorous, racy, serious, embarrassing, whatever. I have to answer it honestly. The catch is that I get to ask you a question, and you have to answer it also. We go back and forth like that until someone gives up or we get tired of playing.

Ready? Go!

Comments

[trenchcoatkid.livejournal.com]

Vampires or zombies?

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

Vampires. Because while zombies are insane fun to kill, vampires are smexy.

Icon love, always nice to find another Gargoyles fan.

What is the weirdest dream you've ever had that you can remember?

[trenchcoatkid.livejournal.com]

Gargoyles is le awesome. It is indeed awesome to find another fan, because there's not enough of us out there. We need to rise up and teach the masses about how awesome Gargoyles is.

At the risk of continuing the zombie-subject, the weirdest dream I can remember... I was a super-zombie, charged with protecting all the other zombies from nasty humans who wanted to headshot 'em. >.>

What romance dynamic is your favorite (het/homo/pan/whatever)?

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

I first saw Gargoyles while waiting in the Hospital to be X-rayed because I has swallowed a marble. Ad even though I knew the marble might kill me, I didn't care and wanted to stay in the waiting room because it was just that awesome.

Um. The best romance I ever read was in a book called The Fire's Stone. It's a threesome between the most powerful wizard in the world (who is refusing to get marries and make babies on the grounds that it would spoil her concentration), a drunk prince, and a thief whose religion says Teh Gay is Ebil. They had this equilateral love triangle thing going, where all three of them kept competing for each other's affection . . .

What is your favorite color?

[trenchcoatkid.livejournal.com]

Wow, a marble... XD

Hmm, that sounds pretty cool. I may have to buy this next time I venture into a book store...

I usually don't have an above-all favorite color, because my preference tends to change with my mood, but if I had to pick one I'd say green.

Why is the universe?

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

And it happened on the first day of Kindergarten . ..yes, I was weird kid.

Forty-two.

If you could choose the way the Universe ends, what would you choose?

[trenchcoatkid.livejournal.com]

Yay for forty-two!

Ah, the Universe... I'd probably choose something ironic and to do with human's interference in some way or another. How this will play out, I'm not entirely sure, but perhaps it will involve the entire universe imploding... implosions are fun.

What accent gets you the most?

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

If by "gets" you mean "turns me on" then Scottish highlands. It's the most wonderful musical brogue ever.

What is your favorite kind of amusement park ride?

[trenchcoatkid.livejournal.com]

Scottish highlands is indeed freakin' sexy, I'll agree with you there. XD

Roller coasters, hands down. I was thinking about mentioning the Tower of Terror at Disneyland, but it's not really a falling ride and I hate the open-air shoot-you-up-and-drop-you rides so that doesn't count... so, roller coasters.

Why do cats enjoy eating nasty creepy-crawlie things?

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

Why can't I think of anything to ask you?

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

I don't know. You could ask me the most embarrassing question ever and you can't think of one.

Should I ask you an embarrassing question?

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

Seriously! I couldn't even think of something like 'does the carpet match the drapes'.

Go right ahead, Tanheart!

Why does like EVERYONE in chat have a bigger sex drive then me?

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

Because Danmuse lives in your head. He kindof . . . survives on your sex drive. That's where I think it is, at any rate.

Does the carpet match the drapes?

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

That doesn't explain why my sex drive was the same three years ago as it is now.

Yes.

What are your thoughts on yuri?

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

Oh. Uh. Iunno then.

Yuri . . . is not something I find particularly hot. I mean, yes, it's hot, but on a scale of one to ten where one is "Go away, I'm trying to do homework" and ten is, "Screw me to the wall" yuri ranks about seven, along with masturbation and het fic. Whereas yaoi is about nine and a half.

Odd. My first crush was a girl and yet I'm not attracted to girl porn.

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

Oops, forgot to ask a question ^_^'. Um.

Do you like Beef?

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

I love beef! Not as much as chicken but beef is gooooood.

Yuri would probably be about two for me then.

Does my glee over OP and attempts to pimp it annoy?

[lachattenoire13.livejournal.com]

You don't actually think I can do a Jedi mind crush, do you?

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

No, but I think it would be cool and slightly disturbing if you could.

Where does your Awesome come from?

[lachattenoire13.livejournal.com]

I'm really not sure where my awesome comes from. Well, I know an amount comes from a giant IQ, a much larger amount comes from having an imagination instead of friends or loving parents through childhood, and some must come from all those mutagenic chemicals I got exposed to growing up because if they're not gonna give me superpowers then wtf man.

<.< >.> ::stupid question:: What is a Jedi mind crush, anyway? I don't see it anywhere in the Star Wars rpg rulebooks.

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

It's not official, it's something myself and my high school friends came up with. You know how the Jedi mind tick makes the police believe this is not the Jedi you are looking for? The Jedi mind crush is a little more . . . forceful. Invasive. As in there's no free will left afterward. Iunno, it just seemed like the sort of thing you'd know how to do.

Do you find it interesting that, despite not having known each other until six months ago, we both came to the conclusion that werewolf-ism is a retrovirus?

[lachattenoire13.livejournal.com]

Well lycanthropy as a retrovirus makes sense. It needs to be able to change the DNA of the victim such that the transformation occurs, is survivable, certain limitations are observed, and it can be passed from one to another through saliva or blood. That is a retrovirus.

Umm... hmm... Can I come up with a better question later, like tomorrow?

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

Sure. But if you don't come up with one, I win!

Is sex really all that big a deal?

[lachattenoire13.livejournal.com]

Hey, the asking if I could come up with a question was, in fact, a question. Ha.

Eh. Sex is a lot of fun and produces endorphines and inspires cuddling instincts in the female but it's not the whole big fanfare flower thing the media makes it out to be. Orgasms are nice and yes, I do get bitchy when I haven't had one in a while, but sex as it's usually portrayed is kinda meh.

I mention "sex as it's usually portrayed" because the sex I take part in a bit different. The sex I take part in is more about fun than anything. I get to control a pet and Pet gets things done to him. And if that means hogtying him, strapping a dildo to his face, and humping his head then that's what it means and we both have fun.

But in general, and this applies everywhere, if you're both (or all) having fun and there are orgasms involved somewhere then it usually counts as sex. Rubbing up against each other while fully clothed and you both get off on it, that's a form of sex. And it's pretty damn safe, too.

What kind of "big deal" were you wondering about?

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

Ehm [nervous cough] I'm in my first real relationship now (and rlly liking it, despite the even less free time than usual, which I didn't think was possible) and it's got me thinking about Things. The media makes such a big deal out of virginity and loss thereof, I was wondering if it's really all that painful.

Mind, my gynecologist told me that I would not enjoy sex the first few times, being as, fully relaxing my muscles and with heated lube, it is still uncomfortable. I'm just small, and rlly nervous, and it's going to take some adjustment when I start having sex.

Condoms, spermicidal foam, cervical caps, BC pills, or all of the above?