The Question Game

[tanarill]

I've been thinking about doing this for a while now, but it was rlly my BF who convinced me too.

This is called the Question Game. You comment and ask me a question. It can be anything: funny, humorous, racy, serious, embarrassing, whatever. I have to answer it honestly. The catch is that I get to ask you a question, and you have to answer it also. We go back and forth like that until someone gives up or we get tired of playing.

Ready? Go!

Comments

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

Because souls are tasty and nootrishus.

Why am I hungry until confronted with the yogurt which I planned to eat?

[lachattenoire13.livejournal.com]

Because sometimes, when confronted with the prospect of soured rotten milk, the stomach goes "bleh".

Whyyyy did my boss think that setting up shop next to a haunted halfway house for insane people was a good idea? Not that the occasional game of cards with random people isn't fun but some of the nutjobs put the worst gamer funk to shame.

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

Because you get directionally challenged hauntings sometimes. It's all in the atmosphere.

How crazy are these nutjobs?

[lachattenoire13.livejournal.com]

Denied admission to the local mental hospital because they are not considered dangerous. The suicide attempts, screaming rages at hallucinations, stabbings, and aimless creepy mutterings are not enough to be considered "dangerous". Insane, yes, but when the local insane asylum is an hour's drive...

Is there an upcoming WoW expansion I don't know about? That was the third person today...

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

Not that I know of, but I'm the only one in my sorority with the willpower to resist the Warcrack, soooo . . . it's possible.

My BF is coming over for dinner, which is not the issue. The issue is that his family is also coming over to meet my family for the first time. Suggestions?

[lachattenoire13.livejournal.com]

Hide? Seriously, I doubt I'm any sort of person to ask about things like family.

Well there is the "introduce your BF to the grandfathers because your parents are less likely to be asses around their parents" suggestion but it probably has a different meaning outside of my family.

Why is it homeless moms are totally willing to buy their kids jamba juices at $5 a pop but unwilling to spring for showers?

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

Evening went off without a hitch ;)

Because showers are more important.

Why do I feel so dead?

[lit-master.livejournal.com]

Maybe because you have no bone marrow? More likely because you just spent a stressful evening trying to look perfect for two sets of families.

also, yay.

I have a muscle in my leg that's so tense I limp. Do you have any tips? Pet already suggested a giant needle, a local, and valium.

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

A massage. A regular one. It will hurt like fuck but you'll feel better afterward.

Age of Empires, Y/N?

[lit-master.livejournal.com]

Tried that. Three days and I'm back to square one.

Y to the computer game. Never played the board games.

Why is good rabbit so hard to find? And when you do find it it's a freezer burnt little mass at $5 a pound.

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

Because we do not live in France. In the Saturday markets, they have everything, from huge lovely baskets of home-cured olives to rabbit that was alive not five hours ago. The problem, like the Israeli Dead Sea mud, is the getting-there cost.

Why does Equal hate new programs, or updates for old ones? I mean, I could understand Windoze updates, but she shuts down for Mozilla updates, which I'm sure isn't right . . .

[lachattenoire13.livejournal.com]

Is Equal an old computer? Because her behavior reminds me of my grandmas.

Why is it called "morning sickness" when it strikes hardest at 5pm? I can get up in the morning no problem but around 5pm I feel very very bleh.

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

I got her last August. She should not be doing this!

Because you ought to be getting more sleep but since you aren't your body says "I'ma shut down anyway" around 5 pm. Or Summat. Is this actual nausea or just a sort of ick feeling?

[lachattenoire13.livejournal.com]

It's actual "omg I'm gonna HURL" nausea. Of course I also get it on waking up but it's less strong and usually more related to Pet trying to hump me and thus laying most of his weight on my stomach. Once the horny pet is beaten off that usually goes away. But 5pm rushes in for no good reason, jumps up and down on my belly until I'm the definition of miserable, then goes away.

Eventually.

Pet thinks it's from lack of food. I think it's from lack of water. Now if only eating or drinking didn't make me feel worse...

I thought boobs weren't supposed to get big until the 6th month. Why are my boobs so big now?

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's lactating, I think that's swelling. Which happens as another side effect . . .

Why is it suddenly hot again? It's September.

[lachattenoire13.livejournal.com]

Since my nipples are as sensitive-painful as big clits I can believe that.

It's called Indian Summer. Dunno why, it's a dumb name from the 1800s. It's that hot bit in September and October after summer ends.

So what was this Bad Taste thingee?