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Wow, I guess the porn juices are flowing! XD

Title: The Meaning of Cages
Fandom: Assassin's Creed II, which Ubisoft owns and I do not
Rating: NC17
Warnings: This is graphic gay sex with nearly no plot. It was written for the [kink meme]. Also, totally unbeta'd.

It Depends Where You Stand )

Ooowow. And there is another porn waiting for my beta.

As always, concrit desperately requested.
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Guys! I did the porny thing!

This occurs in the same 'verse as Power's Price, but obviously none of the characters are the same.

Title: Ellipticals and Straight Lines
Fandom: None, I own this one, yeah!
Rating: NC17
Warnings: This is smut. Gay smut. Smutty smut smut. There might be a plot, but it is hiding from all the smut. Did I mention the smut? You have been warned.

In Egyptian Mythology, the Head God Masturbated Out the World . . .  )

And I am now going to consider those fics I owe people filled. Because this just kept getting longer and is, I feel, long enough to count for a comment-fic five times over. >.>

[insert shameless request for pandering to tan's inner comment-whore here]
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So, Seylin made a perfectly legitimate request over in Short Fic post:

Fandom: Tin Man
Pairing: Glitch/Cain
Prompt: Finding my way home

And then this happened:

Title: Where the Heart Is
Fandom: Tin Man. As much as I wish it were mine, it isn't.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Graphic sex and language

To Make a House A Home )
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Involving an icon meme and a link and a nai resulted in:

Title: Chasing
Fandom: Tin Man, which I don't own and make no money from
Rating: R
Warnings: Graphic porn

Nai is a Good Minion )
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Or, how I learned to wear gloves.

See, in cutting up engines from Very Large, Heavy Pieces of Cast Iron into pieces no larger than 2" across, one cannot simply use a single large saw. Instead, I start with a large hydraulic bandsaw, then move down to the big Delta cut-off wheel, then the medium Leco cut-off wheel, then the small Discotom cut-off wheel. If necessary, I can go one step smaller, to the very cute, well-behaved Struers fine wheel, which performs precision cuts through the use of video game noises. No, I have no idea either.

The epic begins with the Delta saw not working. So Dave, whose job it is to maintain the saws, calls Maintenance to put in a work order. (No, of course he isn't allowed to do it himself. The Union has rules about that sort of thing.) They come down, take a look, and explain that the coolant has things living in it, which is gumming up the works. They looked at the other saws, and all but the Struers have things living in the coolant as well. Dave ordered an industrial-sized barrel of biocide, and new coolant which accepts biocide without reacting to it. This week, they have mostly been cleaning the grime off these wheels, then flushing the systems with biocide, then mixing up the new coolant formation.

The new coolant is not dirty dish water colored, as the old one was. Instead, it is pink. Bright, pepto-bismol pink.

It also irritates my hands. I mean, the old coolant did too, but not like this. I get hives from it. This is not because it is coolant, but because it is a slightly acidic buffer solution. It h as to do with the way that aluminum reacts with water to become caustic. You don't want your coolant eating through the lines, so you have to buffer the solution. It's just my luck that it irritates my skin. So I must wear elbow-length gloves while using these machines now -_-

In other news, the porn I have been slowly writing for weeks is done. It came out fluffy.

Title: Ten Thousand Ways
Fandom: DP, still not owned by me, which means that I still fail utterly to make money on this
Rating: R
Warnings: It's porn. Explicit porn. How much clearer can I get?

In Which Dan Can't Say the L Word )

So, yeah. That is Haunted Past. It took too long to write, not because I didn't know where I was going, but because I didn't know the road to take. Ah well.

Hello all!

Jul. 1st, 2007 05:31 pm
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This is Scribe being giggly and making a post on Tan's journal.

MWahahahahaha! I owns all!
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It is the thirty-second day of the Omer, which is four weeks and four days into the Omer.

This is Pornographic )

And full of truly confusing usages of male pronouns.

Seriously, I think that's the most pornographic thing I have ever written. And I am now horny. Oh Emmmmmy . . . >:3
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I discovered this when I went down to the Hutch to see how my bunnies were doing (answer: very well, thank you) and found that it had gotten bigger. On its own. I didn't even know it could get bigger, much less doing it without my knowledge. But there's room for half a dozen new bunnies.

I brought bagels to work today. That went over well. I also found out where my money was (in the bank account of a seven-year-old in Virginia, because they transposed two digits of my SSN) and the check is in the mail.

My Bahama-Bunnies Are Sort of Wandering Back Home )

I'd have more, really I would, but today was full of BS and I'm not in much of a creative mood. On the plus side, chaulnt tonight!
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. . . is the title of one of Manna's thirty-five amazing stories set in her dark future distopia, The Administration. Three of them are full-length novels; three of them are novellas; and all the rest are oneshots. There is graphic yaoi sex; there is a plot. I found it one fine summer day, and doing nothing else but waking up, reaing, eating, and sleeping, it took me two straight weeks to get all the way through. I recommend you plan for some time before you start reading this, because it deserves your full attention and once it's got your teeth into you, it will not let go.

Whee! Thursdays are for pimpin'.

Also, because drabbles are fun:

Things I Wrote )

When I said one prompt at a time, I meant one per person at a time, not one at a time period. I need to have things to think about while filing color approvals. Ugh.
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This is to say, there are five fourteen-year-old boys camped out in my family room. Right now, they are watching Spaceballs (aside: all hail Mel Brooks!) They do this on a regular basis, and it's called Monthly Movie Night. The goal, as far as I can tell, is to stay up till five in the morning watching movies.

What I did today:

Got up, went to shul. Hid out in the bridal room, and slept through most of services.

Socialized during kiddush, and was invited to lunch several times by friends who work on the same campus as me. W00t for free food!

Came home, played around online, wrote [livejournal.com profile] scribe_protra's prompt.

Went to sleep again.

Got up, found out that Crack had updated. Read, loved, commented.

Had an attack of Thicker Than Water bunnies, and got another scene out before they went back to the Hutch. BTW, the official title for the Jazz/Al is is now Thicker Than Water. And the title of part one is Encounter, because I've decided that Meetings has got to be the title of the "Jazz gets attacked by meets Lupae" chapter.

Realized that there was a lot of noise coming from the family room, and went to see what was up. Discovered five teenaged boys.

Watched some Spaceballs.

And I only got two prompts last time, so I'm saying it again. Give me prompts, people. More than one a person is fine, provided I know the fandoms. I'm thinking this is open until such time as I am satisfied with my prompt-writing ability.

Almost-finally, does anyone know a site for the technical bits of smut writing? I've read it but can't write it; I'm too detail-oriented, and need to know which details can be safely ignored, and be satisfied with what I wrote, before I post anything.

. . . And does anybody have some alfalfa?
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I blame my fangirlism. Seriously, this would not have happened if not for [livejournal.com profile] tavalya_ra. (Pimpage: her Crack makes my brain break in amusing ways).

This is not an exclusively-writing journal, but I will be putting things I write here. Feel free to comment. I suck at making three-dimensional OCs, and constructive criticism is always welcome. Flames are not. Don't expect me finish anything on my own. Repeated nagging, bribery, and muse encouragement may have an affect. Also, I am an unashamed yaoi fangirl, and I do write sex scenes of all flavors. Any and all written material will have ratings and warnings right at the top, and I am not responsible for any brain-breakage that occurs.

And now, on to the first of what I hope are many quasi-interesting original fic posts.

Did I do this right? )

That's all for right now. I hope to have fun with this!

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