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The Question Game
I've been thinking about doing this for a while now, but it was rlly my BF who convinced me too.
This is called the Question Game. You comment and ask me a question. It can be anything: funny, humorous, racy, serious, embarrassing, whatever. I have to answer it honestly. The catch is that I get to ask you a question, and you have to answer it also. We go back and forth like that until someone gives up or we get tired of playing.
Ready? Go!
This is called the Question Game. You comment and ask me a question. It can be anything: funny, humorous, racy, serious, embarrassing, whatever. I have to answer it honestly. The catch is that I get to ask you a question, and you have to answer it also. We go back and forth like that until someone gives up or we get tired of playing.
Ready? Go!
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Eh, he's just busy.
You have no idea how hard it is to exude not-evil for work. Because tho it keeps the 4 year olds in line the moms are unappreciative.
Everything else does not taste like chicken. I should know, I've eaten many of the everything else.
My comp doesn't offer any clairolfactory hookups so I can't tell for sure but good muscat doesn't usually taste like cough syrup.
But still, to cover up the bitter of 294mg of caffiene they use so much sugar and bad food flavoring it becomes cough syrup. Bleh.
Who in their right (or wrong) mind makes cough syrup wine?
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I speak, not of the Spanish Malagas, but the Kosher wines of the same name. If I had to describe the taste, it would be like taking cough syrup, adding sugar to it, and then allowing the whole thing to ferment. It tastes exactly like fake grape flavoring, and I don't really know how that's managed because it comes from real grapes. We all drink it anyway because the other Kosher wines are worse.
You must understand that because grapes are not meat and no meat or meat products are used in wine production, it's impossible to make an unKosher wine.
To understand why the Kosher wineries don't just make better tasting wines, I must relate a story. My great-great-granduncle, who immigrated from the old counrty, lived in Kentucky. Kentucky is bourbon country, and he was regularly invited by some of his gentile friends to try the Kentucky bourbon. Eventually, he agreed. The poured him a shotglass of it; the drop that spilled was stripping the varnish of the table. So he picks up the shot, slugs it, slams the shotglass down and says . . . "That vas nice vine."
That is what most Black Hatter patriarchs think of bourbon, even today. Malaga, as far as they are concerned, is not wine. It's not even alcoholic. You give it to the kids to make then sleepy, and the women because [rolleyes] women cannot handle real vodka, and therefore it has to be sweet.
The sad bit is that my grandmother, 84 year old putz that she is, likes Malaga. Way to enforce the stereotype! [/sarcastic]
Aren't you glad you're not Jewish?
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I... somehow fear Jewish wine now. Because as a chemist I'll swallow most things that don't smell poisonous. But that kinda stretches my definition of what smells poisonous.
I does make me glad I'm not Jewish, actually. Or, well, at least not that Jewish.
I should get a tattoo. I've got the wings-spread dragon planned for my lower back, just have to finish designing it. Any suggestions for anything else? I was thinking of a serpent armband around my upper left arm.
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I'm not that Jewish either, although a lot of my extended family is. My immediate family only uses Malaga for the blessings. For dinner/table wines, we use dinner/table wines. I prefer Bartenura :9
Serpents are always cool. Given the entire la chatte noire thing, I think you also need to have a black cat done somewhere. Or the cat's eye. One of the two.
Is evil actually delicious, or is it just empty carbs?
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Why is it stuff to do at work only shows up when you're goofing off? That's why I'm on LJ at work, to attract Murphy's customers.
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Acrylic or watercolor? Or some other variety?
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Of course all mini paints are either acrylics or enamels.
What wonderful thing is it fast food places add to their foods that make them still safe for eating after 8 hours on the kitchen counter?
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What belongs in chicken soup?
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Why does rot always smell sweet? Unless it's mold then it smells (and tastes) like dirt.
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What is your favorite book of all time?
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Heidi.
Why does everything taste better fried? Even fried ice cream and fried twinkies.
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Whyyyyyy do I hurt so much now?
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Also anesthesia isn't nice to you and leads to much ow.
Why are metal gears just so cool?
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What the hell is a Clockwork Orange?
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This (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066921/) is A Clockwork Orange. I recommend seeing it.
How is it in fact so hot in the San Francisco Bay Area that it's too hot to sleep? I haven't slept since monday because it's been too hot.
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Do you have Ice? Ice helps.
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I just had my pregnant friend bring her toddler over to the store for me to do readings on him (UGH!!). Why are little kids always throwing up for no reason? It almost made me sick today.
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Why do people find small humans cute?
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Why do hormones create the need for me to rip out the hearts of men with my teeth and then dine on their souls?
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Why am I hungry until confronted with the yogurt which I planned to eat?
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Whyyyy did my boss think that setting up shop next to a haunted halfway house for insane people was a good idea? Not that the occasional game of cards with random people isn't fun but some of the nutjobs put the worst gamer funk to shame.
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How crazy are these nutjobs?
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Is there an upcoming WoW expansion I don't know about? That was the third person today...
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My BF is coming over for dinner, which is not the issue. The issue is that his family is also coming over to meet my family for the first time. Suggestions?
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Well there is the "introduce your BF to the grandfathers because your parents are less likely to be asses around their parents" suggestion but it probably has a different meaning outside of my family.
Why is it homeless moms are totally willing to buy their kids jamba juices at $5 a pop but unwilling to spring for showers?
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