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So, taking some time away from Heres Tanarill. I love to torture that girl, but she's hard to write for. Instead, I went down to the hutch in the woods, which is where my plotbunnies live. I haven't been paying much attention to them lately, so as soon as I got in range, I was bitten.

Now I have a sort of fic floating in my head. The only problem? It's set in tavalya_ra's Crackverse. Does anybody know if I'm allowed to sandbox with it? The premise is funny, but at the same time, I don't want to offend anybody.

Also, are vampires allowed in the Crack, or have they never really been discussed? I know pixies and fairies have, and by extension all other magical critters from FOP, but have there been any vampire sightings?

Aslo-also, I realize that this is fanfiction for fanfiction. I just don't care.

Yes, I am insane.

52 1/2 things that I hate

Cold showers. Seriously. On my slowly-to-be-filled-in-maybe-but-not-really List of 52 and 1/2 things that I hate, cold showers are at least in the top 25. It's worse because it was a hot shower until my brother woke up and decided that showering without checking to see in someone else was already using the hot water is a good idea. I love that boy, but I hate him.

Anyway. I tried to write some Jazz/Al fanfic, but when it hit five pages with no sign of stopping, and every sign of becoming geeky beyond belief (who here wants to learn about prions? No, I didn't think so), I stopped and cut the only part that was really worth it. And so, here we have some funny stuff.

( Here be Crack )

And of course, it's even funnier because this happens a few months before the start of Crack 1, when Jazz's life gets infinitely weirder. Oh irony, you are as subtle as a two-by-four to the head.

Anyway, thingy. Enjoy :).