My Brother is Having a Sleepover
Jan. 27th, 2007 10:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tanarillThis is to say, there are five fourteen-year-old boys camped out in my family room. Right now, they are watching Spaceballs (aside: all hail Mel Brooks!) They do this on a regular basis, and it's called Monthly Movie Night. The goal, as far as I can tell, is to stay up till five in the morning watching movies.
What I did today:
Got up, went to shul. Hid out in the bridal room, and slept through most of services.
Socialized during kiddush, and was invited to lunch several times by friends who work on the same campus as me. W00t for free food!
Came home, played around online, wrote![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
scribe_protra's prompt.
Went to sleep again.
Got up, found out that Crack had updated. Read, loved, commented.
Had an attack of Thicker Than Water bunnies, and got another scene out before they went back to the Hutch. BTW, the official title for the Jazz/Al is is now Thicker Than Water. And the title of part one is Encounter, because I've decided that Meetings has got to be the title of the "Jazzgets attacked by meets Lupae" chapter.
Realized that there was a lot of noise coming from the family room, and went to see what was up. Discovered five teenaged boys.
Watched some Spaceballs.
And I only got two prompts last time, so I'm saying it again. Give me prompts, people. More than one a person is fine, provided I know the fandoms. I'm thinking this is open until such time as I am satisfied with my prompt-writing ability.
Almost-finally, does anyone know a site for the technical bits of smut writing? I've read it but can't write it; I'm too detail-oriented, and need to know which details can be safely ignored, and be satisfied with what I wrote, before I post anything.
. . . And does anybody have some alfalfa?
What I did today:
Got up, went to shul. Hid out in the bridal room, and slept through most of services.
Socialized during kiddush, and was invited to lunch several times by friends who work on the same campus as me. W00t for free food!
Came home, played around online, wrote
scribe_protra's prompt.Went to sleep again.
Got up, found out that Crack had updated. Read, loved, commented.
Had an attack of Thicker Than Water bunnies, and got another scene out before they went back to the Hutch. BTW, the official title for the Jazz/Al is is now Thicker Than Water. And the title of part one is Encounter, because I've decided that Meetings has got to be the title of the "Jazz
Realized that there was a lot of noise coming from the family room, and went to see what was up. Discovered five teenaged boys.
Watched some Spaceballs.
And I only got two prompts last time, so I'm saying it again. Give me prompts, people. More than one a person is fine, provided I know the fandoms. I'm thinking this is open until such time as I am satisfied with my prompt-writing ability.
Almost-finally, does anyone know a site for the technical bits of smut writing? I've read it but can't write it; I'm too detail-oriented, and need to know which details can be safely ignored, and be satisfied with what I wrote, before I post anything.
. . . And does anybody have some alfalfa?
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Date: 2007-01-28 03:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-28 03:40 am (UTC)And also, as this is Crack Muse, I have some questions. You have AIM. Are you on right now?
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Date: 2007-01-28 03:40 am (UTC)Yes I am! Do you need my aim name?
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Date: 2007-01-28 03:44 am (UTC). . . your AIM name is on you profile. Hold on a sec.
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Date: 2007-01-28 04:02 am (UTC)1. Danny mets a Kami.
2. RP!Dan mets an Inccubus
3. Vlad versus a vampire.
aaaaand [considers]
4. A Shen Gong Wu acts like Cupids Arrow and Chase falls in love with Spicer.
[tackles] You're awesome!
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Date: 2007-01-28 05:20 am (UTC)“Would you like some tea?”
If was like hitting a brick wall at full speed, but only in his mind. “What?”
“You seem too have much aggression. A nice cup of tea will soothe away some anger.” The ghost-not-ghost did something. It was too blurry to see properly, but it felt like a shrug to Danny. “Or I could leave. I did not know that you laid claim to this demesne. I apologize for trespassing.”
“Bwa?” This was, for Danny, a first. Something ghostly had come to Amity Park and did not want to fight him. Had actually apologized to him, and offered him tea. “Who are you?”
The thing-Danny was fairly certain that it wasn’t a ghost-sort of crumpled around the middle. It took Danny a moment to realize it was bowing. “Forgive me, I have been unacceptably rude. I am Chrysanthemum Dragon of the Lesser Three Rivers, from the Land of the Rising Sun, currently on pilgrimage to Ireland.”
It was silent, a polite, waiting kind of silent. “Oh. Um. I’m Danny, and this is Amity Park. I normally fight ghosts. Sorry I attacked you. I thought you were a ghost.”
“I,” said the thing, neutrally, but Danny was learning that neutrally with this particular not-ghost did not mean that it had no opinion but that it was hiding its opinion, “am kami. You would say . . . a small spirit of nature, yes? And you are something like an oni, a spirit-which-fights. I think we have much to discuss. Are you sure you will not have some tea?”
“ . . . tea sounds good.”
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Date: 2007-01-28 05:24 am (UTC)And now i am wondering if yu ever read the magna Petshop of Horrors.
.....Teeeeeeeea! XD
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Date: 2007-01-28 05:31 am (UTC)How good is it/what's the connection?
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Date: 2007-01-28 05:43 am (UTC)As the magna never stated the name of D's race, the fnadom just calls him a Kami.
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Date: 2007-01-28 05:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-28 05:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-28 06:22 am (UTC)And lessee. Kami is a Japanese term that is often (incorrectly) translated as god. A closer translation would be small spirits of nature, generally benign or helpful. Granted, the more powerful kami are gods, but not all gods are kami. People pray to kami for good luck in the same way that Americans throw pennies into fountains.
But if D was a kami . . . O_O. I shudder to think!
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Date: 2007-01-28 06:34 am (UTC)Huh. cool.
Why the shuddering?
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Date: 2007-01-28 07:12 am (UTC)I'm trying to imagine a world in which all kami are as badass-Idon'tgiveafuck as D, and it isn't working. My brain is squeaking around the edges.
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Date: 2007-01-28 07:16 am (UTC)Hmm. Well they don't state D being a kami in the magna I got. They never state what species D is.
When asked the answer is "The painters of unseen images. The singers of unheard songs. The caretakers of what has been lost. We are that which you choose to ignore."
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Date: 2007-01-28 06:23 am (UTC)Dan growled, deep in his throat. The thing was wrong damnit, every sense he had was screaming this at him, except for his libido. That was telling him the thing was a) male; b) naked; and c) really, really hot. And it smelled good. Not like Freakshow, not like Clockwork. Like an oasis in the desert, like something that against all probability was where it was. “What. Are. You?” he managed.
“Sex fiend,” it said. “Wanna screw?”
And the odd thing was, even if he hadn’t been in the mood two seconds ago, he was now. He might have been tempted to listen to Pas screaming in his head if he didn’t want to find out where that smell was coming from. He closed his eyes to take a breath, and was surprised to find himself pressed against the wrong-bad-getaway lithe form when he opened them again.
“Yesssssss,” he hissed, breathing in.
Later, listening to what would have been his heartbeat had he been alive but was not because he was dead, damnit, he realized some other things:
It didn’t have a heartbeat.
It smelled like rotting meat.
And while he was reflected in the observing mirrors of Clockwork’s domain, the whatever-the-hell-it-was refused to be real to any of them.
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Date: 2007-01-28 06:35 am (UTC)much love for youuuu.
(and use of my lone Dan icon)
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Date: 2007-01-28 06:45 am (UTC)Right before writing this, my brain explained to be how sex demons eat, and it is freaky. Rough version: They use sex to draw out the good mojo, and don't replace it. If it's one-time sex with someone who has lots of friends and is secure in their identity, this is not a problem. If it's a lot of sex with someone like Dan, you could end up with problems.
I'm thinking Pas is pissed now, because that probably had the same effect on his mindscape as a tornado, and she has to clean it up.
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Date: 2007-01-28 06:50 am (UTC)Huh. Think it is possible for a sex demon to figure out how to both feed AND replace that? Like um. some sort of symbite thing instead of parasidite?
And yes Pas would be very very pissed. And working on making traps in case it comes back.
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Date: 2007-01-28 07:03 am (UTC)They could probably feed off the spare energy from two humans having sex, but that would involve a sex demon watching sex and not participating. IE, it wouldn't work.
Which is not to say that the demons necessarily like doing that to people, and they can get by working in a whorehouse, for example. It's just that it's like living on a minimum wage salary when the person in question has a Ph.D. Most of them aren't that good. And remember, it's only a problem if the demon isn't careful to have a lot of one-nighters with people who have strong personalities. I just think this one was starving and not too concerned about Dan's mental health at the moment.
I <3 Pas.
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Date: 2007-01-28 07:07 am (UTC)...What about threesomes and orgies? or would that ocujnt for the whorehouse?
[nods] Gotcha.
Pas kicks ass.
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Date: 2007-01-28 07:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-28 07:23 am (UTC)none?
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Date: 2007-01-28 07:27 am (UTC)Mabe during the Summer of Love. Maybe.
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Date: 2007-01-28 07:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-28 07:50 pm (UTC)Vlad sighed. “For whatever reason, my husband’s sister loves him. That alone is reason enough to protect him. But I don’t take kindly to people trespassing on my property, either.”
“You cannot kill me,” it said.
“Really?” One eyebrow quirked up. “Well, that’s an interesting theory. We shall have to test it.”
As it turned out, Vlad could kill a vampire, without great difficulty.
The fact that it couldn’t touch him only sped things up a little.
***
Because you know he could totally pwn vampire ass without,/i> the ghost powers.
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Date: 2007-01-28 07:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-28 07:59 pm (UTC)Care to title it? (You know why I'm asking. ;))
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Date: 2007-01-28 08:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-29 02:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-29 09:44 pm (UTC)Oh, and Lachesis is the middle of the three Fates, who weaves lives into the tapestry of the world.
***
Before:
At first, it had been sweet.
Then it had gotten annoying.
Now, it was just plain creepy.
“Ooh, roses,” rasped Wuya. “One hundred and forty-eight of them. I counted. Very expensive. Very classy. Ver-” At this point, Jack attempted to hit Wuya. It didn’t work, as Wuya was immaterial. She ignored it and blithely continued talking, “-y romantic. And he got you chocolates. Are you sure you aren’t going to consider his offer?”
“I. Am not. Gay.”
Way ignored this too. “The way he is right now, you could ask for the world on a platter, and he’d give it to you for a birthday present.” She floated over to his other side, and whispered in his ear, “He could get you the Shen Gong Wu.”
“Hey, yeah, that’s right! He could! Still,” he said, looking at the flowers, which covered every flat surface not covered by chocolates, that Chase had somehow snuck into his room while he slept yet again, despite every trap his self-proclaimed evil genius could devise, “What am I supposed to do with one hundred and forty-eight roses?”
“You could always plant them,” suggested Wuya.
***
After:
“ . . . you knew this was going to happen.”
Wuya remained where she was, twirling gently in midair and laughing her nonexistent brains out.
“I hate you.”
“No one can fight the Strings of Lachesis once it’s activated,” said the Strings of Lachesis in his head, smugly. “Although I didn’t know that thing with his tongue was physically possib-”
“You, shut up,” he said to it, and was ignored. Wuya was still laughing. Chase was . . . doing Chase things, probably involving pastels, chocolates, and really frighteningly large numbers of roses. He rolled his eyes, telling whatever god dogged his steps with chaos that it could go away now, thanks. “No wonder the Dragons didn’t show up. If I’d known it was going to be this much trouble, I would have just left it.”
“P-P-PREGNANT!” hollered Wuya, before going off again.
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Date: 2007-01-30 05:36 am (UTC)You ROCK girl!
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Date: 2007-01-30 05:10 pm (UTC)And I have discovered, much to my surprize, that I really like drabble writing. Therefore, as of tonight, drabble requesting is going to be open again. But only one at a time, please, during workweeks.
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Date: 2007-01-30 07:23 pm (UTC)Okay so how abour. [ponders]
RP!Dan and Clockwork and something involing eyeglasses.
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Date: 2007-01-28 06:25 am (UTC)Danny Phantom
1) Danny finally gets a dog, but it turns out to be Wulf and Frostbite's puppy.
2) Sam was born a guy.
3) Kwan and Tucker. Kwan and Tucker anything. 'Cause nobody writes Kwan and Tucker. Hell, nobody writes for Kwan or Tucker. -_o;;
4) An explanation of what the fook Ectoacne is.
5) Implications of Danny having ghostly traits down to his DNA and what that can mean for contraceptives and ghost sperm.
Random Smut Links that May or May Not Be Helpful
Sex Tutor (http://www.sextutor.com/)
Sex in the Romance (http://home.epix.net/~jlferri/sexrom.html)
The Erotic Thesaurus (http://www.darkerotica.net/EroticThesaurus.html)
"I Pushed My Pud Up Her Poop-Chute" (http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=42607)
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Date: 2007-01-28 07:55 am (UTC)***
“And you’re giving this to me why?” Not that Danny didn’t want the puppy, far from it, but the action seemed so uncharacteristic of Frostbite that he just had to ask.
“She needs looking after, and I can’t. My people would never accept her.” He looked down at the tiny animal with something akin to love. “I will return for her when she is older, able to stand up amongst her kinsmen.”
“Her kinsmen?”
“My warriors.”
“This is what one of your babies looks like?”
Frostbite looked uncomfortable, and then sighed. “She is my daughter,” he said. “All of the others in her litter look normal, but she takes after her father.”
“Wait, you’re marri-you’re a girl?!”
He-she-looked at Danny and said, “Yes, Daniel. It doesn’t make much of a difference to us, in our society. But they would not accept Wulf as a father, challenge me for my throne-Danny?”
But Danny had just fallen over, flopped unceremoniously on the floor in a dead faint.
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Date: 2007-01-28 09:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-28 04:30 pm (UTC)XD But drabble is very much cuteness. Just... fluffy, fluffy cuteness. ^__^
Were the links what you were looking for? I could try looking elsewhere, if ya like.
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Date: 2007-01-28 05:36 pm (UTC)I seem to be good at fluff . . . it's very fun to write ^^.
Yes, those were good. Someone had a link to a
And now, lunch!
I finally figured out how to write this
Date: 2007-01-28 11:39 pm (UTC)“Feel good?” asked Sam, smile playing at the corners of his mouth. He ground his hips against Danny’s again.
“Ohgod,” managed Danny.
“Are you said you’re not gay,” whispered Sam into Danny’s ear, and the pulled back a little. Too far. Just a little too far.
“Don’t,” ground out Danny. “Just. Don’t stop.”
“Bi at the very least.” Another grind. “Let’s see where this takes us . . . ”
A few moments later, which seemed to go one far longer than they should - and why did Sam’s pants have to have so many unnecessary buckles, anyway? - Danny was looking at Sam in shock.
“Sam. You don’t have-I mean, you’re circumcised?”
“Well, I am Jewish. Don’t let it bother you.”
Danny didn’t.
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Because if Sam were male, he'd still be a goth and defy convention by being gay. And bone for Danny. But at least it wouldn't be icky het sex.
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Date: 2007-01-29 01:36 am (UTC)But daaaaamn is it the hotcakes.
A+++
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Date: 2007-01-29 03:40 am (UTC)<3 <3 <3
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Date: 2007-01-29 03:41 am (UTC)We must plot to get Tanarill to write us more porn!
For SHE IS AWEOSME HOT SAUCE.
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Date: 2007-01-29 01:31 am (UTC)They wouldn’t want anyone to catch them at this, after all.
Kwan was sitting on the floor in his boxers, staring in rapt fascination as Tucker demonstrated. Eventually he said, “And that goes where, now?”
Tucker frowned. “If you’ve done it right, it fits with no problem. And he’ll love it, trust me.”
“Are you sure? I don’t want to do anything he won’t like.”
“He’ll like it. It doesn’t get any better than this.”
“But-” Kwan leaned forward, in almost horrified captivation. “How can you be sure?”
Tucker put down the tiny screwdriver and gave Kwan a look. “There isn’t a boy alive who wouldn’t like an upgrade to a 3600 Pentium 6 processor, especially not Danny and especially if he gets to watch you do it.”
***
RP!Kwan wants to give Danny a surprise BDay present, and has asked Tucker for help. They are wearing only underpants. This is because if you're assembling a computer, and sometimes while you're upgrading them, you wear as little clothing as possible, and what you do wear is low-static. I'm not sure how well the misdirection worked, though.
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Date: 2007-01-30 06:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-28 02:34 pm (UTC)<3
Had an attack of Thicker Than Water bunnies, and got another scene out before they went back to the Hutch. BTW, the official title for the Jazz/Al is is now Thicker Than Water. And the title of part one is Encounter, because I've decided that Meetings has got to be the title of the "Jazz gets attacked by meets Lupae" chapter.
Okay, gotcha. I'll update the archive post.
Almost-finally, does anyone know a site for the technical bits of smut writing? I've read it but can't write it; I'm too detail-oriented, and need to know which details can be safely ignored, and be satisfied with what I wrote, before I post anything.
Can't say that I do. I don't write smut. All the details in the Crack will be left to your perverted imagination.
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Date: 2007-01-28 05:27 pm (UTC)Whee for perverted imaginations!
This is a problem I have encountered: detailed smut does not often a good plot have. And I like the plots. You have a loverly niiiiiiice plot, and I woud not ask you to sacrifice any of it for the smut.