Great Ways to Greet Your Family

[tanarill]

1. "Hello, meat people."

2. "Hello, land mammals."

3. [flicks off brother]

4. "Give us a hug, paternal unit."

5. "What shit is this?"

6. "Hello, my loves. Who's for dinner tonight?"

In conclusion, I am strange.

Comments

[blackwolfmoon.livejournal.com]

I particularly like the sixth one.

[tanarill.livejournal.com]

Jonathan Swift: A Modest Proposal

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

...I so want to remember to us number 2 on my family.

[trenchcoatkid.livejournal.com]

I love all of them, but 1, 2, 4 and 5 are really awesome. Especially 5. Best greeting ever.