Snow Penes!
Dec. 17th, 2007 06:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tanarillI know, I know. It's incredibly juvenile, but faaaaaaar to much fun. The story goes like this.
In High School, myself and my friend generally ate at what are called the 'CASA' doors, because that's the departure point for the CASA bus.
(CASA stands for 'Center for Advanced Studies and the Arts' and it is where people who want to study subjects that their district doesn't have enough students to justify. F'rexample, I went there to take my two years of Japanese, because while myself and several other from my school wanted to, there weren't enough of us to justify a whole class. Six school districts participated, which made the whole CASA thing work . . . )
As I was saying, my friends and I ate jut inside the CASA doors, or outside them in good weather. On the particular day in question, it was not nice. It started snowing at four and kept snowing until just before midnight, and so by the time we were done eating and merely waiting for the bus, there was nearly a foot of snow.
It was packing snow of the best type.
I think you can fill in the rest.
Next year, we went one up and brought the tradition to CASA. The thing about CASA is that it used to be an elementary school, and therefore had its own fields for sports, etc. These fields have since been turned into a public park, and all the stands/equipment/fencing removed, but it doesn't change the fact that it's a big huge field. Once we were done with the actual snow penis, we added the rest of the man, lying artistically naked on his back. The administrator told us to take it down, and we complained that it was art. Also, that if he wanted to try removing that sheer poundage of snow of his own, he was welcome to try . . .
There were pictures.
In senior year, we planned ahead, and set out where everything would go beforehand. The result? Naked, larger-than-life artistic snowpeople! There were pictures of these too.
Last year, I was no longer in high school, but I still went to a local public park and left evidence to make young children as Questions that have their parents pulling out their hair. JJ helped.
Now winter has arrived and deposited a foot of snow on the doorstep. Quite literally. JJ got a snow day, and I got to drive back up here for the second-to last class I actually have to go to, because the rest are review. Vacation next week. Which is not the point because the point is: snowman in the backyard.
Why yes, I am a pervert.
In High School, myself and my friend generally ate at what are called the 'CASA' doors, because that's the departure point for the CASA bus.
(CASA stands for 'Center for Advanced Studies and the Arts' and it is where people who want to study subjects that their district doesn't have enough students to justify. F'rexample, I went there to take my two years of Japanese, because while myself and several other from my school wanted to, there weren't enough of us to justify a whole class. Six school districts participated, which made the whole CASA thing work . . . )
As I was saying, my friends and I ate jut inside the CASA doors, or outside them in good weather. On the particular day in question, it was not nice. It started snowing at four and kept snowing until just before midnight, and so by the time we were done eating and merely waiting for the bus, there was nearly a foot of snow.
It was packing snow of the best type.
I think you can fill in the rest.
Next year, we went one up and brought the tradition to CASA. The thing about CASA is that it used to be an elementary school, and therefore had its own fields for sports, etc. These fields have since been turned into a public park, and all the stands/equipment/fencing removed, but it doesn't change the fact that it's a big huge field. Once we were done with the actual snow penis, we added the rest of the man, lying artistically naked on his back. The administrator told us to take it down, and we complained that it was art. Also, that if he wanted to try removing that sheer poundage of snow of his own, he was welcome to try . . .
There were pictures.
In senior year, we planned ahead, and set out where everything would go beforehand. The result? Naked, larger-than-life artistic snowpeople! There were pictures of these too.
Last year, I was no longer in high school, but I still went to a local public park and left evidence to make young children as Questions that have their parents pulling out their hair. JJ helped.
Now winter has arrived and deposited a foot of snow on the doorstep. Quite literally. JJ got a snow day, and I got to drive back up here for the second-to last class I actually have to go to, because the rest are review. Vacation next week. Which is not the point because the point is: snowman in the backyard.
Why yes, I am a pervert.
