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My Brother is Having a Sleepover
This is to say, there are five fourteen-year-old boys camped out in my family room. Right now, they are watching Spaceballs (aside: all hail Mel Brooks!) They do this on a regular basis, and it's called Monthly Movie Night. The goal, as far as I can tell, is to stay up till five in the morning watching movies.
What I did today:
Got up, went to shul. Hid out in the bridal room, and slept through most of services.
Socialized during kiddush, and was invited to lunch several times by friends who work on the same campus as me. W00t for free food!
Came home, played around online, wrote![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
scribe_protra's prompt.
Went to sleep again.
Got up, found out that Crack had updated. Read, loved, commented.
Had an attack of Thicker Than Water bunnies, and got another scene out before they went back to the Hutch. BTW, the official title for the Jazz/Al is is now Thicker Than Water. And the title of part one is Encounter, because I've decided that Meetings has got to be the title of the "Jazzgets attacked by meets Lupae" chapter.
Realized that there was a lot of noise coming from the family room, and went to see what was up. Discovered five teenaged boys.
Watched some Spaceballs.
And I only got two prompts last time, so I'm saying it again. Give me prompts, people. More than one a person is fine, provided I know the fandoms. I'm thinking this is open until such time as I am satisfied with my prompt-writing ability.
Almost-finally, does anyone know a site for the technical bits of smut writing? I've read it but can't write it; I'm too detail-oriented, and need to know which details can be safely ignored, and be satisfied with what I wrote, before I post anything.
. . . And does anybody have some alfalfa?
What I did today:
Got up, went to shul. Hid out in the bridal room, and slept through most of services.
Socialized during kiddush, and was invited to lunch several times by friends who work on the same campus as me. W00t for free food!
Came home, played around online, wrote
scribe_protra's prompt.Went to sleep again.
Got up, found out that Crack had updated. Read, loved, commented.
Had an attack of Thicker Than Water bunnies, and got another scene out before they went back to the Hutch. BTW, the official title for the Jazz/Al is is now Thicker Than Water. And the title of part one is Encounter, because I've decided that Meetings has got to be the title of the "Jazz
Realized that there was a lot of noise coming from the family room, and went to see what was up. Discovered five teenaged boys.
Watched some Spaceballs.
And I only got two prompts last time, so I'm saying it again. Give me prompts, people. More than one a person is fine, provided I know the fandoms. I'm thinking this is open until such time as I am satisfied with my prompt-writing ability.
Almost-finally, does anyone know a site for the technical bits of smut writing? I've read it but can't write it; I'm too detail-oriented, and need to know which details can be safely ignored, and be satisfied with what I wrote, before I post anything.
. . . And does anybody have some alfalfa?
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Danny Phantom
1) Danny finally gets a dog, but it turns out to be Wulf and Frostbite's puppy.
2) Sam was born a guy.
3) Kwan and Tucker. Kwan and Tucker anything. 'Cause nobody writes Kwan and Tucker. Hell, nobody writes for Kwan or Tucker. -_o;;
4) An explanation of what the fook Ectoacne is.
5) Implications of Danny having ghostly traits down to his DNA and what that can mean for contraceptives and ghost sperm.
Random Smut Links that May or May Not Be Helpful
Sex Tutor (http://www.sextutor.com/)
Sex in the Romance (http://home.epix.net/~jlferri/sexrom.html)
The Erotic Thesaurus (http://www.darkerotica.net/EroticThesaurus.html)
"I Pushed My Pud Up Her Poop-Chute" (http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=42607)
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***
“And you’re giving this to me why?” Not that Danny didn’t want the puppy, far from it, but the action seemed so uncharacteristic of Frostbite that he just had to ask.
“She needs looking after, and I can’t. My people would never accept her.” He looked down at the tiny animal with something akin to love. “I will return for her when she is older, able to stand up amongst her kinsmen.”
“Her kinsmen?”
“My warriors.”
“This is what one of your babies looks like?”
Frostbite looked uncomfortable, and then sighed. “She is my daughter,” he said. “All of the others in her litter look normal, but she takes after her father.”
“Wait, you’re marri-you’re a girl?!”
He-she-looked at Danny and said, “Yes, Daniel. It doesn’t make much of a difference to us, in our society. But they would not accept Wulf as a father, challenge me for my throne-Danny?”
But Danny had just fallen over, flopped unceremoniously on the floor in a dead faint.
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XD But drabble is very much cuteness. Just... fluffy, fluffy cuteness. ^__^
Were the links what you were looking for? I could try looking elsewhere, if ya like.
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I seem to be good at fluff . . . it's very fun to write ^^.
Yes, those were good. Someone had a link to a
And now, lunch!
I finally figured out how to write this
“Feel good?” asked Sam, smile playing at the corners of his mouth. He ground his hips against Danny’s again.
“Ohgod,” managed Danny.
“Are you said you’re not gay,” whispered Sam into Danny’s ear, and the pulled back a little. Too far. Just a little too far.
“Don’t,” ground out Danny. “Just. Don’t stop.”
“Bi at the very least.” Another grind. “Let’s see where this takes us . . . ”
A few moments later, which seemed to go one far longer than they should - and why did Sam’s pants have to have so many unnecessary buckles, anyway? - Danny was looking at Sam in shock.
“Sam. You don’t have-I mean, you’re circumcised?”
“Well, I am Jewish. Don’t let it bother you.”
Danny didn’t.
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Because if Sam were male, he'd still be a goth and defy convention by being gay. And bone for Danny. But at least it wouldn't be icky het sex.
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But daaaaamn is it the hotcakes.
A+++
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<3 <3 <3
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We must plot to get Tanarill to write us more porn!
For SHE IS AWEOSME HOT SAUCE.
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They wouldn’t want anyone to catch them at this, after all.
Kwan was sitting on the floor in his boxers, staring in rapt fascination as Tucker demonstrated. Eventually he said, “And that goes where, now?”
Tucker frowned. “If you’ve done it right, it fits with no problem. And he’ll love it, trust me.”
“Are you sure? I don’t want to do anything he won’t like.”
“He’ll like it. It doesn’t get any better than this.”
“But-” Kwan leaned forward, in almost horrified captivation. “How can you be sure?”
Tucker put down the tiny screwdriver and gave Kwan a look. “There isn’t a boy alive who wouldn’t like an upgrade to a 3600 Pentium 6 processor, especially not Danny and especially if he gets to watch you do it.”
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RP!Kwan wants to give Danny a surprise BDay present, and has asked Tucker for help. They are wearing only underpants. This is because if you're assembling a computer, and sometimes while you're upgrading them, you wear as little clothing as possible, and what you do wear is low-static. I'm not sure how well the misdirection worked, though.
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