I Am at Work and Therefore Ninj4!

Dear Interwebs,

Thank you for giving me the best damn internet girlfriend ever.

That is all,
tanarill

Also

I went back and read this on company time. Shut up and found that it wasn't actually all the bad. The terrible parts were glaringly obvious, as was what I had to do to fix this thing and make it work.

Bullet was convenient because he's a minor character and, in established RP!Canon, is a bent prison guard. Where 'bent' means 'twisted like a corkscrew.'

I'm going to have to explain about the Shattering Maze soon, I can tell.

( Heres Tanarill is Only Mostly Sane )

I may have to revise this a bit, but I think any changes will be minor tweaks at worst.