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tanarillThis is me.
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Smiling.
Because yesterday, despite the fact that I was up for sixteen hours on six hours of sleep, a Good Thing happened.
I got WiFi.
I now control my very own personal DHOOMNet. And it rocks. It rocks like a thing made of solidified magma.
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Title: Hell has . . .
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Prompt: "I can't go to Hell Stan still has the restraining order on me!"
As the Pit closed behind him, the would-be infernomancer looked at the black knife in his hand and his mystical paraphernalia, and at the man still held up in the harness, and almost whimpered, “What happened?”
“I tried to tell you,” said the sacrificial victim. “Idiots who keep trying to sacrifice me to him. Do you know how many people there are with all the qualifications it takes to summon the Morningstar? Worldwide? Six and a half. I know them all personally, even the one in a mental home–he’s the half.”
“Wha . . . ?” said the infernomancer, dazed.
“Look,” said the man. “The only way to protect ourselves is to be unsuitable in other ways, since we keep getting sent there otherwise. I, for example, live in a dessert and can do the walk-on-hot-coals trick, so the heat doesn’t bother me. And I stalk him. Obsessively. When I’m there.”
“Bwa?”
“And Hell has all the good lawyers,” he added, as if this were supposed to make sense.
It didn’t, but it brought the infernomancer back from whatever plane his mind has been happily swimming in. “What are you talking about?”
“Satan,” drawled the young man, slowly, as if explaining this to a child, “tossed me out of Hell, and is preventing me from going back. Because I stalk him and give him chocolates, and he can deal with worship but not honest courting. It doesn’t matter how many times you try to sell me to him, it won’t work. I can’t go to Hell. Satan still has the restraining order on me!”
Sorry Emmy, I didn't even think that Satan has restraining order on you. I'll o better next time to make up for it, m'kay?
^____________^
Smiling.
Because yesterday, despite the fact that I was up for sixteen hours on six hours of sleep, a Good Thing happened.
I got WiFi.
I now control my very own personal DHOOMNet. And it rocks. It rocks like a thing made of solidified magma.
^___________________________^
Title: Hell has . . .
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Prompt: "I can't go to Hell Stan still has the restraining order on me!"
As the Pit closed behind him, the would-be infernomancer looked at the black knife in his hand and his mystical paraphernalia, and at the man still held up in the harness, and almost whimpered, “What happened?”
“I tried to tell you,” said the sacrificial victim. “Idiots who keep trying to sacrifice me to him. Do you know how many people there are with all the qualifications it takes to summon the Morningstar? Worldwide? Six and a half. I know them all personally, even the one in a mental home–he’s the half.”
“Wha . . . ?” said the infernomancer, dazed.
“Look,” said the man. “The only way to protect ourselves is to be unsuitable in other ways, since we keep getting sent there otherwise. I, for example, live in a dessert and can do the walk-on-hot-coals trick, so the heat doesn’t bother me. And I stalk him. Obsessively. When I’m there.”
“Bwa?”
“And Hell has all the good lawyers,” he added, as if this were supposed to make sense.
It didn’t, but it brought the infernomancer back from whatever plane his mind has been happily swimming in. “What are you talking about?”
“Satan,” drawled the young man, slowly, as if explaining this to a child, “tossed me out of Hell, and is preventing me from going back. Because I stalk him and give him chocolates, and he can deal with worship but not honest courting. It doesn’t matter how many times you try to sell me to him, it won’t work. I can’t go to Hell. Satan still has the restraining order on me!”
Sorry Emmy, I didn't even think that Satan has restraining order on you. I'll o better next time to make up for it, m'kay?
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Date: 2007-03-03 02:53 am (UTC)good for you <3
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Date: 2007-03-03 05:01 am (UTC)<3 <3 <3
This is aweeeeesome! [snuggles] I heart you right now Tan!