Thousands of years ago a very venerable, wise and cruel old man with a wicked sense of humour invented this language. He's probably still laughing now.
Congratulations to Adam for not giving him more to giggle about :)
There was more food than could possibly be eaten, even by a horde of Jews.
*gapes in shock* bu-but didn't you have the grandmothers and the aunts stalking round filling plates and demanding people eat? (Remembers cousin's wife's family and if you visited all of her female relatives would consider themselves to have failed if you could walk out under your own power)
It's a place with bowling and laser tag and an arcade.
Dancing around the guy with the laser gun and trying to terrify him to white-knuckleness? A new take on an old tradition.
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Date: 2008-06-29 08:51 am (UTC)Congratulations to Adam for not giving him more to giggle about :)
There was more food than could possibly be eaten, even by a horde of Jews.
*gapes in shock* bu-but didn't you have the grandmothers and the aunts stalking round filling plates and demanding people eat? (Remembers cousin's wife's family and if you visited all of her female relatives would consider themselves to have failed if you could walk out under your own power)
It's a place with bowling and laser tag and an arcade.
Dancing around the guy with the laser gun and trying to terrify him to white-knuckleness? A new take on an old tradition.