I <3 My Emmylove
May. 10th, 2007 01:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tanarillToday is the thirty-seventh day of the Omer, which is five weeks and two days into the Omer.
So. A part of a conversation we had.
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scribe_protra: Blackmage/Fighter OTP!
Tanarill: ...ohgod Emmy, you RAPE my MIND.
scribe_protra: mwhahahaha
Tanarill: personally, I think they are an orgy.
Tanarill: and Theif tops.
scribe_protra: yeah
scribe_protra: BM wants to top but bottoms to everyone except fighter half the time
Tanarill: yes. it makes perfect sense. wait, no. RM definitely bottoms when he's in a dress.
scribe_protra: [nods] truuuue
scribe_protra: would RM's belief in being female mean he has a vagina while wearing the dress?
Tanarill: no. unless his monumental stupidity actually did give him one, due to his Minmax skills.
scribe_protra: which would be amusing
scribe_protra: BM: WHY DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA?!
Tanarill: RM: . . . because I'm a female?
scribe_protra: BM: Buh- gah- wha- ]brain breaks]
Tanarill: T: [walking by] Hey what's u--why in the name of all that is holy is the red mudmonkey female?!?
scribe_protra: Fighter: ^_^ Cause he put on a dress!
Tanarill: BM: [brain still broken] Bu-but. That's. [realizes something] Fighter? I know I'm going to regret this, but how did you know?
scribe_protra: Fighter: I don't know!
Tanarill: BM: [goes back to being broken]
Honestly, I don't know which scares me more, the fact that that conversation took place or conversation immediately proceeding it, about how to Fuck Dan Up even more. Because Pendulum!Dan doesn't have enough problems, obviously.
And I get to write aaaaaaaaaaaaall of them :3
So. A part of a conversation we had.
scribe_protra: Blackmage/Fighter OTP!Tanarill: ...ohgod Emmy, you RAPE my MIND.
scribe_protra: mwhahahahaTanarill: personally, I think they are an orgy.
Tanarill: and Theif tops.
scribe_protra: yeahscribe_protra: BM wants to top but bottoms to everyone except fighter half the timeTanarill: yes. it makes perfect sense. wait, no. RM definitely bottoms when he's in a dress.
scribe_protra: [nods] truuuuescribe_protra: would RM's belief in being female mean he has a vagina while wearing the dress?Tanarill: no. unless his monumental stupidity actually did give him one, due to his Minmax skills.
scribe_protra: which would be amusingscribe_protra: BM: WHY DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA?!Tanarill: RM: . . . because I'm a female?
scribe_protra: BM: Buh- gah- wha- ]brain breaks]Tanarill: T: [walking by] Hey what's u--why in the name of all that is holy is the red mudmonkey female?!?
scribe_protra: Fighter: ^_^ Cause he put on a dress!Tanarill: BM: [brain still broken] Bu-but. That's. [realizes something] Fighter? I know I'm going to regret this, but how did you know?
scribe_protra: Fighter: I don't know!Tanarill: BM: [goes back to being broken]
Honestly, I don't know which scares me more, the fact that that conversation took place or conversation immediately proceeding it, about how to Fuck Dan Up even more. Because Pendulum!Dan doesn't have enough problems, obviously.
And I get to write aaaaaaaaaaaaall of them :3
