Rain . . . ?

Dear California,

What the hell was that? I know it wasn't rain, because I know from rain, and that wasn't it. At best it was kind of a weak will-I-or-won't-I mist/drizzle, with maybe a few actual raindrops in there.

So, here is what you are going to to do: ask your friendly neighbors to the north, Oregon and Washington, how to rain. They know that it involved hours and hours of grey, cold, wet falling on your head. They can teach you how to do it, and all the farmers will be happy when you get over this half-assed barely wet thing you have going.

No thanks at all,

tan