More Wacky Things From the Mind of Me
Sep. 7th, 2007 11:03 amYes, yes, I know. None of you are interested in hearing about my dreams. I’m going to tell all about them anyway.
It was some form of Power Rangers/chemistry class/space opera/romance. The basic story was that the Power Rangers from the real PR world and their actors met up. Only not really, because the real ones didn’t actually exist but thought they did and they were having existential difficulties about meeting their actors.
Meanwhile, from Space, a giant hourglass-shaped Space Ship was approaching, carrying something that looks like Evil Aylee from Sluggy Freelance. It was here to take over the world, blow it up, or eat it. I’m not quite sure which. The PR, still having difficulties with the fact that they don’t actually exist and the actors all decided that they had to Do Something About It, so they sent Red Ranger up to taunt the alien while Yellow slipped in and was supposed to be sabotaging the ship. I don’t know why, blue was always the sciencey one, but anyway.
Red went back once Yellow was safely hidden, or so he thought. It’s about this time that I started being Yellow, and also where the plot vanished. Alien started doing a chemistry review with me. No, I have no clue. But it did, and so lured me out of hiding, where I think the original plan was to destroy me only I started asking about the ship’s propulsion . . .
The ship flew by making electrons turn radioactive, which apparently takes a lot of time if you run it forward but he had some kind of reversing-time field which made the property decay time into the formation time and vice-versa, meaning the electrons were radioactive enough to power the ship. (Yes, I know electrons aren’t radioactive. It’s a dream, just roll with it.) Then he demonstrated, which resulted in me looking down at a planet that wasn’t Earth and getting a very cool lesson on its history and economics.
(The history is that last generation, it had a really really great educational system, only it hasn’t been updated since so the planet now has sucky education. Also, it was half desert and half ocean, so a lot of planetary economics revolved around where the fresh water was. The entire planet serves as a major spaceport along half a dozen trade routes, but most of the planet lives somewhere between the Stone and Bronze Ages, despite the fact that they practically invented the FTL electron drive. It was very odd.)
Back at the ranch, PR are kind of wondering what happened to me and slowly coming to terms with the fact that they don’t exist. I’ve been gone several hours, and the alien ship is out of orbit, but they are wondering if I died to make that happen or what . . . and just about they point that they are getting over their Issues and kind of merging actors and TV show, the ship pops back into orbit, me on it. Alien has promised not to harm the planet because, get this, he’s in love with me.
The rest of the dream was spent overthrowing outdated imperialist dogma on the spaceport planet, like the idea the only one female in a house can be sexually active at a time because they’d overpopulate. In all honesty, this is true, except that there’s a better way to do this then giving horrible drugs that make them puke their guts up to keep them from having babies. Like, iunno, birth control pills, maybe?
I fell in love. Just about the time I was going to suggest that the planet use some of its surplus population to colonize some of the nearer asteroids, which they mine for minerals but then didn’t use the empty shells to make more colony ships out of (which, because of the fact that FTL-E drive is inertialess, makes no sense at all) the alarm went off. I was so incredibly disoriented.
Now of course, I have the urge to figure out how the FTL-E drive works, even though there is no possible way it can work outside of the Dreaming.
Update on my Recent Activities later today. I guarantee they are Cool.
It was some form of Power Rangers/chemistry class/space opera/romance. The basic story was that the Power Rangers from the real PR world and their actors met up. Only not really, because the real ones didn’t actually exist but thought they did and they were having existential difficulties about meeting their actors.
Meanwhile, from Space, a giant hourglass-shaped Space Ship was approaching, carrying something that looks like Evil Aylee from Sluggy Freelance. It was here to take over the world, blow it up, or eat it. I’m not quite sure which. The PR, still having difficulties with the fact that they don’t actually exist and the actors all decided that they had to Do Something About It, so they sent Red Ranger up to taunt the alien while Yellow slipped in and was supposed to be sabotaging the ship. I don’t know why, blue was always the sciencey one, but anyway.
Red went back once Yellow was safely hidden, or so he thought. It’s about this time that I started being Yellow, and also where the plot vanished. Alien started doing a chemistry review with me. No, I have no clue. But it did, and so lured me out of hiding, where I think the original plan was to destroy me only I started asking about the ship’s propulsion . . .
The ship flew by making electrons turn radioactive, which apparently takes a lot of time if you run it forward but he had some kind of reversing-time field which made the property decay time into the formation time and vice-versa, meaning the electrons were radioactive enough to power the ship. (Yes, I know electrons aren’t radioactive. It’s a dream, just roll with it.) Then he demonstrated, which resulted in me looking down at a planet that wasn’t Earth and getting a very cool lesson on its history and economics.
(The history is that last generation, it had a really really great educational system, only it hasn’t been updated since so the planet now has sucky education. Also, it was half desert and half ocean, so a lot of planetary economics revolved around where the fresh water was. The entire planet serves as a major spaceport along half a dozen trade routes, but most of the planet lives somewhere between the Stone and Bronze Ages, despite the fact that they practically invented the FTL electron drive. It was very odd.)
Back at the ranch, PR are kind of wondering what happened to me and slowly coming to terms with the fact that they don’t exist. I’ve been gone several hours, and the alien ship is out of orbit, but they are wondering if I died to make that happen or what . . . and just about they point that they are getting over their Issues and kind of merging actors and TV show, the ship pops back into orbit, me on it. Alien has promised not to harm the planet because, get this, he’s in love with me.
The rest of the dream was spent overthrowing outdated imperialist dogma on the spaceport planet, like the idea the only one female in a house can be sexually active at a time because they’d overpopulate. In all honesty, this is true, except that there’s a better way to do this then giving horrible drugs that make them puke their guts up to keep them from having babies. Like, iunno, birth control pills, maybe?
I fell in love. Just about the time I was going to suggest that the planet use some of its surplus population to colonize some of the nearer asteroids, which they mine for minerals but then didn’t use the empty shells to make more colony ships out of (which, because of the fact that FTL-E drive is inertialess, makes no sense at all) the alarm went off. I was so incredibly disoriented.
Now of course, I have the urge to figure out how the FTL-E drive works, even though there is no possible way it can work outside of the Dreaming.
Update on my Recent Activities later today. I guarantee they are Cool.