I Feel Odd

Oct. 24th, 2010 11:09 pm
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Because a het bunny bit me. This never happens. Het sex is not hot. Unless, apparently, it is.

Anywho. I have a made a new friend, name of [livejournal.com profile] divinebird. Since she decloaked, she was able to request a ficlet from me. This got a bit bigger than I'd intended, but it is full of the Ezio/Leonardo fluff, as requested.

Title: A Puppet Story
Fandom: Assassin's Creed II, which Ubisoft owns and I do not
Rating: PG
Warnings: There are references to what Ezio does for a living, and what Ezio would like to do to Leo sex, but since this is fluffy fluffy fluff, nothing happens onscreen.

I Think There Were Actual Dolls Like This, Too )

I miss my MW.
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Wow, I guess the porn juices are flowing! XD

Title: The Meaning of Cages
Fandom: Assassin's Creed II, which Ubisoft owns and I do not
Rating: NC17
Warnings: This is graphic gay sex with nearly no plot. It was written for the [kink meme]. Also, totally unbeta'd.

It Depends Where You Stand )

Ooowow. And there is another porn waiting for my beta.

As always, concrit desperately requested.
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This is Bday fic for [livejournal.com profile] scribe_protra.

Title: Five Times Lucy asked Fried a Question, and One Time He Asked Her
Fandom: Fairy Tale
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: There's sex, although blink and you'll miss it.

Fluffy Fluff Under Here )

And that's all. I fail so hard at writing het porn. (It happened, but off screen.) On the other hand, we have a romance! Happy Bday, Emmy!
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Thus, ficcage.

Title: Steampunk'd
Fandom: Danny Phantom, and the ASRP. Kindof. But the Averies belong to me.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: A small amount of language

Vlad Masters, Meet Sam Averies )

Next one will involve singing!Vlad. Because he'd have to be totally smashed before even considering it.
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It is done! It was very hard to write, mostly because the Lord of the Western Sky took a while to figure out what he wanted his backstory to be, and in the meantime I was left grappling with the parts of his history and motivation and purpose that I knew.

Title: Egg
Fandom: None. I wrote this! Mineminemine.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Creepy shit.

This Way to the Bone Nest )

There ya go. Now Hopefully I can poke the Megilat muses back into life. [pokes hopefully]

And So

Aug. 18th, 2008 09:27 pm
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My boss saw what I did, and asked me questions to which I knew the answers. Then he said, although not in these words, "Dude, this rawks! Now, I want you to vomit up your brain-knowings in report form for teh winz!" So now I have a report to write.

Because Gigantic Car Company will not let me load ChemSketch onto my work comp, I must do this bit of work at home and then mail it to myself. Which is painful because, while ChemSketch is not the most user friendly of programs, it is better than trying to use paint to draw reaction mechanisms. The reason my place of employment will not let me download this software is, I assume, because it is freeware. Not maleware. I use it for classwork and have never had an issue. Freeware.

In other news, I hate these boys. The ones who are staying with us. They are annoying and they like basketball. But they are only here another couple of nights, so I should be able to survive.

There is nothing interesting again. I wants prompts. In keeping with the parts of speech, pairing or character and adverb. Go!
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It is the birthday of my Emmylove! Therefore, pirate!Daaaaaaaan!

Title: Youngblood Ain't Got Nothin'
Fandom: ASRP, One Piece
Rating: R
Warning: Not-really-implied gay sex. Also, language and Dan dressing up like a pirate.

Because When is Dan Playing Dress-up Ever Not Fun? )


Aug. 5th, 2008 07:33 pm
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Such as when, for example, your Intarwebz spontaneously stop working? Those are annoying.

And I missed two days. Waah. Not like anything occurred during those two days except I had some bad yogurt and was subsequently very Sick. Not really very fun at all . . .

Anyway. There are thoughts percolating in my brain, but I feel like kicking the bunnies into action. So. Further prompting: Give me a character/pairing and a verb. Go!

And a big happy welcome for all of you here from [livejournal.com profile] worlds_finest.
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Dammit I can't write. I want to, and not being able to is pissing me off.

This means a short fiction fest, which is like a drabblefest only, of course, without the 100 word long limit of a drabble. Give me pairings or characters and prompts. Please. If you don't know that I write for that fandom, go ahead and ask. Otherwise, have at ye.

EDIT: Okay, so, clarification for next time. Please only make one prompt each until I run out and invite further promptage. I will do them this time because I failed to make this clear. My bad XD
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I realized that Emmy and I must have been internet girlfriends for about a year now, us having celebrated my first Purim on LJ shortly after becoming such. So! Anniversary Drabble Exchange!

Title: Bittersweet
Fandom: One Piece. I get no monies.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Kiss

In Which no One Regrets )

For Spooks

Sep. 24th, 2007 09:53 pm
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Who deserves better dentists than she has.

Title: Lacey
Fandom: STARDUST movie, by Neil Gaiman and lots of other people. I get no monies.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Guys in drag.

it all started with a bet . . . )

Here's hoping your day gets better, Spooks.

Hello all!

Jul. 1st, 2007 05:31 pm
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This is Scribe being giggly and making a post on Tan's journal.

MWahahahahaha! I owns all!
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I don't know what this means to you.

Yesterday (Friday) I did very little in an artistic way. Notice the new layout. I may change the "Asylum" Theme later, but the colors, they stay.

Today I got up all early to go to Shul (synagogue, only I have never been able to understand why gentiles call it that, because it's called either Shul if you're orthodox or conservative and Temple if you're not) and actually spend most of the time in the main sanctuary praying. This is opposed to the library, where I usually hang out. I generally avoid the sanctuary like the plague. Because.

Jewish prayers are a lot like Catholic Mass. There are set prayers, in a set order, and they haven't changed for hundreds of years. All the prayers are recited in Hebrew, too. The end result is that services here=services in Israel=services in Botswanaland=services in China=services in Antarctica, and if you find yourself in a part of the world with a Shul, you already know the prayers.

What this also means: prayers are long, boring, and because of an obscure line of text, recited twice. All of it. Once silently, although how they expect us to finish in the given time I am not sure, and then again out loud by the cantor. Services start at around eight and finish about noon. My family generally doesn't get there till 10:15, an it's painful even then. I like small minyans better. If you have ten or fifteen people, everything works and you can blow through the prayers. If you have more than fifty, you must go at the speed of the slowest, deafest old man. Who is slow.

Then there was seven layer cake, which made up for it. Yes, it's that good.

After coming home, I took a nap. Because sleep=yummy.

Now, onto the Thing I wrote.

Title: Pineapple
Rating: G
Warnings: Slash. Slashity slashity slash.

written for broken_moons, who gave me the new layout )

There will be more. There's this porn I can only write in short segments that I'm trying to write, DaHTA (Lancer is being uncooperative) and probably Mayim, since the girl will not leave me alone.

Right, food.
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Today is the thirty-eighth day of the Omer, which is five weeks and three days into the Omer.

Okay, does any one here remember this? Because I have a few bunnies nibbling around at my heels, but it doesn't work unless I have a list of exactly what everyone does.Thus:

The List )
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It is the thirty-second day of the Omer, which is four weeks and four days into the Omer.

This is Pornographic )

And full of truly confusing usages of male pronouns.

Seriously, I think that's the most pornographic thing I have ever written. And I am now horny. Oh Emmmmmy . . . >:3
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This weekend was full of drivings.

Not Really Disney, but Disney Fucked the Myth )

Today is the twenty-eighth day of the Omer, which is four weeks into the Omer.
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The process of the Muse Hat works like this. Muse Hat -> shiny brain thoughts -> Viagra for my plotbunnies -> lots o' energetic baby plotbunnies, teething and biting things -> drabbles of stuffs! So I asked Emmy to wear the Muse Hat. I may not write them all, but my plotbitches (that's female plotbunnies) are happy.

If We Had Superpowers . . . )

Based off a dream I had. R&R, please. Especially those who are in there by name, and Emmylove. I'll tell you your superpower if you've forgotten, or make one up for you if you didn't have one ;P

Also Also

Mar. 6th, 2007 12:17 pm
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Today, I have things and stuff:

I need more icons. I have a default icon (Bastet, who pwns you); an icon for bitchy/having fun, which is for me much the same thing; and an icon for horny/having sex. I need an icon for happy, one for sad, one for sleepy, and one for my girlfriend. I like animations, but pretty screenshots are nice too. Interwebs, if you feel like either providing icons or instructions of What I Must Do To Make Animate Icons Without Photoshop, 'Cause I Don't Own It, I would not be unhappy. In a drabble-writing kind of way, probably.

Heres Tanarill is Bitchy When She's Sick. Well, Bitchy-er. )

Anyone who follows Neil Gaiman's Blog will already know this, but I thought I'd mention that while it makes a crap Oracle, Neil Gamain's Magnificent Oracular Journal does make a good auto-prompt machine. You pick up the ball, shake it, and see what it says. You do have to wait until something that has no real bearing on anything comes up, but when it does the prompts are, indeed, magnificent. For example:

Origami, lit. the art of folding paper )

I had Thai curry for lunch today. My eyeballs are sweating.


Mar. 2nd, 2007 08:43 pm
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This is me.



Because yesterday, despite the fact that I was up for sixteen hours on six hours of sleep, a Good Thing happened.

I got WiFi.

I now control my very own personal DHOOMNet. And it rocks. It rocks like a thing made of solidified magma.


As You Have Wished It . . . )

Sorry Emmy, I didn't even think that Satan has restraining order on you. I'll o better next time to make up for it, m'kay?
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I'm serious. On the inside of the bathroom door at work, there's a notice that a small, previously conference room has been turned into a lactation room. For nursing women.

. . . did I need to know this?

Anyway, I feel less like murderizing something today and more like doing something useful.

That Doesn't Mean I Did )

The prompt was "It's very hard to draw with light." I though of #2 halfway through #1 and had to write both.

God. Work term sooooo needs to be over now. I'm ready for school term.